ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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