For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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