If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
accomplished twins. life is a go
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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