i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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