Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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