Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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