dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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