Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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