I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
