do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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