pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
no you cant smoke seaweed
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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