Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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