Did you just see the Batmobile???
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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