never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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