Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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