I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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