i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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