I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
