God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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