Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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