Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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