I forgot how hot balto sounded
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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