If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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