I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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