Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Drunk is not a location!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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