I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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