Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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