OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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