oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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