SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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