I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
True college students do jello shots in the library
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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