I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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