I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i need some magic done to my vagina
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
