why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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