So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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