Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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