I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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