Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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