I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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