new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Shame is for Republicans.
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