remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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