i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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