so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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