bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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