Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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