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if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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