Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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