just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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