She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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