I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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