First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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